1) The wacky dresses are the ones that usually look the best
2) A lot of boutiques won’t let you take pictures, and they’re the ones that are usually quite expensive.
3) Bridal consultants usually have no fucking clue what you want even after you describe it 8 times.
4) Bridal Superstores by Posie Patch needs to disappear into the biggest time-warp-black-hole ever. They’re rude, they don’t have crap, and I had to wait in line for a half hour to even get checked in, and then wait another 30-45 minutes just to get a consultant to help me. And it ended up being the old bat that didn’t ask us if we needed help but rushed over to help someone who just walked in the door 30 minutes late for an appointment.
5) Two dresses in a size 6, 8, 10 and 12 by the same manufacturer will not fit the same.
6) I still have a huge ass after the 30 some pounds of weight loss.
On another note to my bridesmaids:
I bought your gifts already. I hope you like them but you won’t get to see them for another year from now. HA! (But I get plenty of time to pay for them all, and it will take a good while to actually do it.)
